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Going On His First Date
So I stand there. A-Rod comes out of the other bathroom and they like walk past us and then the line just is not there anymore because they were all her bodyguards that were just in line. So then there was no line and then we go into the bathroom and it smelled so bad. Like it was— I think A-Rod went in there and just shit his fucking brains out. Funny. And probably J.Lo too, because both bathrooms smelled terrible. And then they just left. And then both me and my friend, like, went into the bathroom. So I actually had to go and I was like, oh my God, it smells so bad.
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No way.
And I swear. And I was like, what? Okay, so I go to the bathroom. There are two stalls, one for girls and one for boys, and there's like a line. And so I like pretend to like go and look in the line and there's J.Lo. And I was like, my God.
Oh, really?
So I stand there. A-Rod comes out of the other bathroom and they like walk past us and then the line just is not there anymore because they were all her bodyguards that were just in line. So then there was no line and then we go into the bathroom and it smelled so bad. Like it was— I think A-Rod went in there and just shit his fucking brains out. Funny. And probably J.Lo too, because both bathroo…
A-Rod dropped an A-log.
He really dropped one. It was so— and then, like, she couldn't stop talking about it. She was like calling her mom, like, Mom, Mom, I just saw J.Lo in the bathroom and she like shit right before me. So I me and JLo sat on the same toilet. She was freaking out…
I don't know if it could have been a sewage problem. We don't know if— let's be fair to A-Rod, he might not have taken a big dump in there. A-Rod, if you want to come on, can I say this right now? Clear your name.