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Going On His First Date
Well, she was standing right by the curb, so I was like, if I push her a little bit, she'll fall on her butt because she's already near the curb.
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Yeah, but that's why it was dangerous that you like were talking to her because you don't know.
But I was there and I was like close enough where if she like pulled out a gun, like I could, I could have really kicked her right in the stomach. I had a whole plan.
What would you do?
Well, she was standing right by the curb, so I was like, if I push her a little bit, she'll fall on her butt because she's already near the curb.
You would suss that out in your brain.
I had it, bro. It's like Iron Man. I fucking, I was like, there's a telephone pole there. If I, if I cut into here, it'll fall right on her. And then, and then if I throw this lemon peel at her feet, she'll trip and that'll give me just enough time to get ove…
Well, I want to talk about something. Ilya's fucking hobbies.