Going On His First Date

I was transferred 3 times because when you call the police here, if it's not an emergency, like if you're not being held to like with a gun to your fucking face, they don't care. And that's, that's totally fair because they're busy, right? Right. Other fucking shit going on. Sure. So I got transferred 3 times, deadass, 3 times to different police stations. And then they finally, they finally came. The neighbors told me that the other night they called the police because she was banging on everybody's doors and they never showed up. And they called 2 hours later and they were like, do you still need us to come? They just, they just never showed up. Yeah, the police never showed up. So, so I'm sitting there with her waiting for the police. And, and I'm just like, so why did you— like, why did you come here? And I'm like, do you know who I am? And she's like, yeah, I know who you are. She's like— she was like, I was watching your videos. I was watching all your videos, and then, and then he told me to just go for it. He told me to just go for it. And I was like, who told you? And she's like, the guy who's in my head. He just told me to go for it. And, and then she found my address and she just showed up at my house, and she's like, I was told that if I came here everything would be answered. And like, she kept coming to my house every night because she thought she was gonna get these answers. And she's like, she's like, every night I came here, I got an answer, I got another answer, and I kept coming back for more answers, more answers. And she was like, not there. I'm like, are you on any drugs? And she's like, no, I swear to God, I don't do drugs. But she was obviously very disturbed. Um, so yeah, so I mean, nothing really happened. The police came, um, they were super, super fucking nice. I made sure of that. I was like, like, she just needs help. And they're like, okay. We're going to get you to a hospital. And she was like, okay. She was super compliant with them. And then the cop, the cop came up to me. She's like, how does she know where you live? And I'm like, I do social media for a living. And the cop goes, ah, did you post your address on internet? And I go, I go, I go, I go, no, no, no, no. She's just— I think she just like saw some of my videos and she just, she kind of just found it. And she's like, okay, I see. I think what you're gonna want to do from now is you're gonna want to change your name on social media. And I go, I go, no, I think it's too late for that. And she goes, she goes, like, how about you just— even, even if you just take David and you shorten it to D? And I go, that's not gonna help. It was really funny explaining to this woman that, like, I just, like, I can't go back.