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Going On His First Date

So I'm a virgin.

October 6, 202022:34Jason
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Natalie22:18
And he goes on his Insta story and he makes a video and he's like, you want me to tell them that I'm a virgin? And he goes, okay guys, I'm a fucking virgin. And he's like, I'm going to post it. I'm going to post it. And Joe's just like, no, don't post it. Jus…
David22:32
Oh my God.
Natalie22:34
Yeah.
Jason22:34
So I'm a virgin.
David22:36
The other day we were here, remember? And someone came banging on the door. It's like this random woman. She's like— she's like in her early 20s, came banging on the door. She's like, David! And she screamed. And we went out there and she just had like a pani…
Jason24:38
Right.
David24:38
And she goes, yeah, that sounds good to me. So I call the police. First of all, call the police here is fucking— have you ever called the police here? It's a pain. They don't come. They don't come for shit.