Going On His First Date

I thought you'd take like different— I thought you'd take like different streets, like just to avoid women at all times, so you never talk about them.

And you're literally always here.

Yeah, but like, I don't see the point of talking about them, you know what I mean?

Okay, so every time now that I'm gonna be fucking hanging out with a girl, I'm gonna let the whole house know.

As a matter of fact, I'm gonna Instagram No, you don't have to tag you in it, but just like be like, bro, every one of our guy friends— no, no, no, when they're hooking up with a girl, they go—

Alex, Alex tells you every time he hooks up with a girl.