Going On His First Date

Are you going?

Like, you can't just fucking leave after dropping that on me. It's like, it's literally coming and be like, hey, I just discovered fucking new chemical. I don't know, it's a big deal.

It's not a big deal.

So how is it a big deal?

Exactly. So I start asking him all these questions. He's like, why are you asking me all these questions? And I, and I, and I tell Natalie about this later, and I go, Natalie's seeing a girl. And she starts asking me all these questions, and she goes, where i…

Come on, it's not like I'm going to see this girl that like I'm in love with and like she's gonna be my fucking wife. Like, I'm just— I just saw a girl. Like, yeah, I hung out with girl, who fucking cares? Like, we do. Usually how it works is, is I, I fucking…