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I'm just super pee shy. I can't even pee. Like, I'll go into bathrooms now and if like, it's like The urinals are all next to— dude, I went into— we were at a club the other day and cocaine's really prevalent in Los Angeles. You see more people do blow than smoke cigarettes by like 5x, right? Cocaine is like a beer here. I don't even know how to explain it. It's everywhere. But it was really funny. I walked into— it was like a nice restaurant. There was two urinals. There's a divider on the urinal. And the guy was peeing next to his buddy and he put the cocaine on top of the divider and did it off of it as he was peeing.

August 15, 202517:11Jason
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David17:06
Yeah.
Jason17:06
Yeah.
David17:07
So you wouldn't go in there because you'd be— you feel like people make fun of you or something? Did you hear people pee?
Jason17:11
I'm just super pee shy. I can't even pee. Like, I'll go into bathrooms now and if like, it's like The urinals are all next to— dude, I went into— we were at a club the other day and cocaine's really prevalent in Los Angeles. You see more people do blow than smoke cigarettes by like 5x, right? Cocaine is like a beer here. I don't even know how to explain it. It's everywhere. But it was really funn…
Natalie17:48
Oh my God.
Jason17:49
I came in, he's like, hey Dave. And I go, hi, sorry to interrupt. He's like, you want some? I'm like, I'm so good, thank you. Which is really funny. And I was like, I asked him, I was like, is that not like gross? Like doing it off of there? And he goes, no,…
Natalie18:05
This guy, he came fucking prepared.