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Giving My Student a Massage

How is it? No, I never used it, but I just could not believe it. I'm like, how the fuck did you just do that? Literally out of nothing. It's a true thing. But Zane has this thing where he comes over to work out, he takes his pre-workout, and he's in the bathroom for 30, 40 minutes. And it's really funny. And it's during rush hour of the house. He's in that bathroom because I've knocked on that door. I've knocked on the bathroom 30+ times and Zane's like, yeah. He's always, always using that thing. So that is pretty impressive. At what age did your mom stop wiping your butt? It's a good question.

August 15, 202514:10Jason
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Natalie14:08
I don't know.
Jason14:09
Yes, I got it.
Natalie14:10
Do you use it?
Jason14:10
How is it? No, I never used it, but I just could not believe it. I'm like, how the fuck did you just do that? Literally out of nothing. It's a true thing. But Zane has this thing where he comes over to work out, he takes his pre-workout, and he's in the bathroom for 30, 40 minutes. And it's really funny. And it's during rush hour of the house. He's in that bathroom because I've knocked on that do…
Natalie14:43
I mean, I was probably like wiping my ass at 2, dude.
Jason14:47
Same. Yeah.
Natalie14:48
No, you were wiping your own ass maybe at 13, 14.