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Giving My Penis To Science

Oh yeah, I guess you can say that. Yeah, yeah, we were having a Nerf gun fight and I told Jonah he can go anywhere in the city and he took a cab to Times Square and we had his location on so we followed him. We got in the cab, we had to go 15, 20 minutes to Times Square. It was a pretty good car ride. And then we saw him leaving Times Square and we were like, what the fuck? Where are you going? And he's like, I'm going to New Jersey. And I was like, don't you fucking dare go to New Jersey. Don't go to New Jersey. And then, and then we ended up finding him. It's funny, you'll see it in the video. But, um, but I was talking to him and he was like, yeah, I wanted to take a flight. I want to take a flight out of here. And I told him, I was like, dude, if we ever have this Nerf gun fight again, like, do me a favor, like, I love you, but leave the country and don't come back for like 5 to 10 years. Like, imagine how funny that is, like, to leave. Like, that's like, I think that's worth the joke. You think?

October 3, 201935:25David
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Jason35:10
You love long jokes. Like the other day you were chasing Jonah with a Nerf gun and you had to fight him in time Oh yeah, well, I don't want to bring this up yet.
David35:18
This is a secret. Why? What did you want to say?
Jason35:20
I just thought it was funny how you— Jonah was like, I was gonna go to New Jersey, I was gonna go to LA.
David35:25
Oh yeah, I guess you can say that. Yeah, yeah, we were having a Nerf gun fight and I told Jonah he can go anywhere in the city and he took a cab to Times Square and we had his location on so we followed him. We got in the cab, we had to go 15, 20 minutes to Times Square. It was a pretty good car ride. And then we saw him leaving Times Square and we were like, what the fuck? Where are you going? A…
Jason36:13
100%. You wouldn't have Jonah for 5 years.
David36:15
It would bum me out like a lot because I love that guy.
Jason36:18
Sure.