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And don't, and don't like scold them for it. Like, I feel like that was a really like important thing in high school is like, there was a lot of kids in my, in my, in my class that were scared to tell their parents they were drinking. Sure. And then they were like, do I drive home right now? Like, how the fuck do I— there was an Uber. How the fuck do I get home? Like, I'm drunk but I can't call my family. And like, now some kids were driving home drunk. Yeah, because they were scared. But the kids that weren't scared to call their parents would be like, hey mom, I'm fucked up, please come pick me up. Yeah, then you're— then you're— then your parents are picking you up. Don't pick your kids up and be like, what the fuck did you do? Why the fuck are you drinking? Because then they'll never call you again. And then the worst case scenario is they're driving drunk or they're doing something stupid.

October 3, 201926:01David
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Jason25:47
Did that ostracize him in any way? Did it make him feel weird?
David25:49
No, it was really interesting. I don't know if we talked about this on the podcast. I feel like I should say this because I feel like this is a really important thing to know. If your kids ever, like if you ever have kids and they wanna start drinking, Like,…
Jason26:01
Yeah.
David26:01
And don't, and don't like scold them for it. Like, I feel like that was a really like important thing in high school is like, there was a lot of kids in my, in my, in my class that were scared to tell their parents they were drinking. Sure. And then they were like, do I drive home right now? Like, how the fuck do I— there was an Uber. How the fuck do I get home? Like, I'm drunk but I can't call m…
Jason26:41
I think that's great what you're saying, but the version I always see is like the parents like being like drinking with their kids, you know what I mean? Like being like too pro-alcohol. Oh yeah, like the cool parents.
David26:51
I don't know, I think you can— I think you could drink.
Jason26:53
Did you have that in high school?