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Giving My Penis To Science
Oh yeah, basically it was like, fight, fight, fight! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a classic joke, you've probably seen it millions of times. Sure. And then you pan to them and they're actually just playing rock-paper-scissors. No one's actually fighting.
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Sure. A lot of cool teachers.
Oh yeah, I think, like, I always say this, the most important part of school is having cool teachers. If you have stuck-up teachers, they're not going to want to fucking learn. No one's going to want to take you seriously. They're just going to hate you. They…
We had, uh, like some game going on and nobody cared about it, so the teacher was just like, okay, whatever, you guys can do whatever you want, have a free period. So we just ran around, and then David walked in with one other guy, and he's like, okay, I'm re…
Oh yeah, basically it was like, fight, fight, fight! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a classic joke, you've probably seen it millions of times. Sure. And then you pan to them and they're actually just playing rock-paper-scissors. No one's actually fighting.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, but I remembered like 3 weeks later, David came up to me and he's like, hey, I need 4 ski masks. And I'm like, that would be such a weird question if I didn't know what Vine was and if I didn't know that he was the one doing this. Sure. Sure…
You did? Yeah. Why'd you have ski masks? Because it's so cold in Chicago?
No, yeah, we got them at like Goodwill or something because, you know, we didn't have hats at the time. And I told my mom I want to go get a hat, and I went to Goodwill because, well, I was poor and I wanted to get a hat, and I got this hat from there.