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Giving My Penis To Science
We had, uh, like some game going on and nobody cared about it, so the teacher was just like, okay, whatever, you guys can do whatever you want, have a free period. So we just ran around, and then David walked in with one other guy, and he's like, okay, I'm recording this Vine. Okay. Yeah, so I remember there was this guy named Ben and this guy named Michael, and he wanted to make this Vine of like a fight going on and there's people around it and then he brings up the phone and is recording this fight, but instead of like an actual fight, it's rock-paper-scissors.
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He just didn't want us to make a mess.
Sure. A lot of cool teachers.
Oh yeah, I think, like, I always say this, the most important part of school is having cool teachers. If you have stuck-up teachers, they're not going to want to fucking learn. No one's going to want to take you seriously. They're just going to hate you. They…
We had, uh, like some game going on and nobody cared about it, so the teacher was just like, okay, whatever, you guys can do whatever you want, have a free period. So we just ran around, and then David walked in with one other guy, and he's like, okay, I'm recording this Vine. Okay. Yeah, so I remember there was this guy named Ben and this guy named Michael, and he wanted to make this Vine of lik…
Oh yeah, basically it was like, fight, fight, fight! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a classic joke, you've probably seen it millions of times. Sure. And then you pan to them and they're actually just playing rock-paper-scissors. No one's actually fighting.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, but I remembered like 3 weeks later, David came up to me and he's like, hey, I need 4 ski masks. And I'm like, that would be such a weird question if I didn't know what Vine was and if I didn't know that he was the one doing this. Sure. Sure…
You did? Yeah. Why'd you have ski masks? Because it's so cold in Chicago?