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Giving My Penis To Science

Oh yeah, I think, like, I always say this, the most important part of school is having cool teachers. If you have stuck-up teachers, they're not going to want to fucking learn. No one's going to want to take you seriously. They're just going to hate you. They're going to hate the process. We had all cool teachers. That's why I loved my high school, because every teacher there was like, like, young, cool, and the older ones were— they were just with it. Like, they understood. Like, like, you don't— you treat kids like your friends, right? And then they'll treat you with respect, huh? Because they'll be like, oh, this person's treating— anyway, yeah, continue.

October 3, 201919:17David
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David19:11
Like, really, you can bring drugs and he'd be like, that's cool, just don't let me see it.
Natalie19:15
He just didn't want us to make a mess.
Jason19:16
Sure. A lot of cool teachers.
David19:17
Oh yeah, I think, like, I always say this, the most important part of school is having cool teachers. If you have stuck-up teachers, they're not going to want to fucking learn. No one's going to want to take you seriously. They're just going to hate you. They're going to hate the process. We had all cool teachers. That's why I loved my high school, because every teacher there was like, like, youn…
Natalie19:44
We had, uh, like some game going on and nobody cared about it, so the teacher was just like, okay, whatever, you guys can do whatever you want, have a free period. So we just ran around, and then David walked in with one other guy, and he's like, okay, I'm re…
David20:10
Oh yeah, basically it was like, fight, fight, fight! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a classic joke, you've probably seen it millions of times. Sure. And then you pan to them and they're actually just playing rock-paper-scissors. No one's actually fighting.
Natalie20:19
Yeah, okay. Yeah, but I remembered like 3 weeks later, David came up to me and he's like, hey, I need 4 ski masks. And I'm like, that would be such a weird question if I didn't know what Vine was and if I didn't know that he was the one doing this. Sure. Sure…