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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus

Don't interrupt this or they're going to take back your fucking Snickers and they're going to take back my $83. It's easy to do. You simply spit into your tube provided in your 23andMe kit, register your sample to your personal 23andMe account, and in a few weeks receive your personalized online reports. Guys, it's amazing. Basically, it tells you more stuff about you than you know. Yeah, it's like, I mean, like, it'll tell Jason about, about how he doesn't know how to read. And this, these are things that Jason hasn't realized himself yet, but it's, it's, it's amazing.

December 14, 20180:44David
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Jason0:20
Correct. I have just bought myself a Frozen Snickers.
David0:25
Nice. 23andMe health and ancestry service includes 90+ personalized genetic reports that offers DNA insights on what makes you unique. It's easy to do. You simply spit into the tube provided in your 23andMe kit, register your sample to your personal 23andMe a…
Jason0:42
The Snickers is— it's hard.
David0:44
Don't interrupt this or they're going to take back your fucking Snickers and they're going to take back my $83. It's easy to do. You simply spit into your tube provided in your 23andMe kit, register your sample to your personal 23andMe account, and in a few weeks receive your personalized online reports. Guys, it's amazing. Basically, it tells you more stuff about you than you know. Yeah, it's li…
Jason1:16
I'm being serious when I say it could be like, oh, you know what, my dad, um, I didn't know he was Italian.
David1:23
Yeah, maybe your dad doesn't know he's Italian, and then you tell your dad and then he beats you.
Jason1:28
Well, I don't know about that. I don't know if that's involved with it.