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I didn't want you to, but I was like surprised. Like, it's like, you know, like it's like when your parents are supposed to wake you up for something and you're just sleeping and you're like, you kind of wake up and you're like, why haven't they woken me up yet? Like, that's what I felt like. And I was like, and I slept for like an hour and a half and I was like, Whoa, why aren't they— why aren't they— whatever, I'm going to sleep more. And then I went back to bed and then I saw Joe. Joe was right around me. I'm like, fuck, this is it. He's here to wake me up. I got to do the podcast. And then he's like, hey, we're just working in there. You could sleep as long as you want. And I'm like, what? Okay. So I slept for another hour and a half and now I'm here. It's 3:00. But yeah, I mean, you know what it is. It was definitely a wild time. You know what people really enjoy though, that they keep telling me, our ads. And today's show is also sponsored by Talkspace, the online therapy company.

December 14, 20187:58David
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Jason7:52
Well, why didn't you just get up?
David7:53
Because I was like, I want them to wake me.
Jason7:56
Why? Why would we do that?
David7:58
I didn't want you to, but I was like surprised. Like, it's like, you know, like it's like when your parents are supposed to wake you up for something and you're just sleeping and you're like, you kind of wake up and you're like, why haven't they woken me up yet? Like, that's what I felt like. And I was like, and I slept for like an hour and a half and I was like, Whoa, why aren't they— why aren't…
Jason8:43
Stop telling a personal story about yourself and Read an ad.
David8:46
Yeah, sorry. The online therapy company that lets you message a licensed therapist from anywhere at any time. All you need is a computer with internet connection or the Talkspace mobile app. That means you can improve your mental health even if you've had tro…
Jason9:09
Yes, I have tried Talkspace.