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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus

You sound like a character.

December 14, 20186:38David
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Jason6:02
Jesus, do these people have brains? Can't they come up with something original?
David6:05
Well, he's like, I want you to redeem yourself. Who are your best friends? Because previously I was asked who my best friends are and my other friends got mad at me that I didn't list them. This time I looked him straight in the face and I said, go fuck yours…
Jason6:25
Yeah, David came in on one of the podcasts and was like, so, uh, someone asked me in the Wired interview who my best friends were, and unfortunately I didn't say you, Jason. Like I was supposed to care at all.
David6:38
You sound like a character.
Jason6:39
That's what you sound like.
David6:41
Oh, I'm entertaining. Oh, I'm fine. Um, no, yes, okay, I don't care. So anyway, yeah, that interview happened in the morning and then I got here and then I just knocked out. Natalie brought me Chipotle. It woke me up for like maybe 12 seconds. I had 4 bites a…
Jason6:59
Yeah. If I'm tired and I eat, watch out.