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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus

Nice. 23andMe health and ancestry service includes 90+ personalized genetic reports that offers DNA insights on what makes you unique. It's easy to do. You simply spit into the tube provided in your 23andMe kit, register your sample to your personal 23andMe account, and in a few weeks— what?

December 14, 20180:25David
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Jason0:19
Yes.
David0:19
Let me keep reading.
Jason0:20
Correct. I have just bought myself a Frozen Snickers.
David0:25
Nice. 23andMe health and ancestry service includes 90+ personalized genetic reports that offers DNA insights on what makes you unique. It's easy to do. You simply spit into the tube provided in your 23andMe kit, register your sample to your personal 23andMe account, and in a few weeks— what?
Jason0:42
The Snickers is— it's hard.
David0:44
Don't interrupt this or they're going to take back your fucking Snickers and they're going to take back my $83. It's easy to do. You simply spit into your tube provided in your 23andMe kit, register your sample to your personal 23andMe account, and in a few w…
Jason1:16
I'm being serious when I say it could be like, oh, you know what, my dad, um, I didn't know he was Italian.