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Well, he's like, I want you to redeem yourself. Who are your best friends? Because previously I was asked who my best friends are and my other friends got mad at me that I didn't list them. This time I looked him straight in the face and I said, go fuck yourself. No, I'm kidding. I said, I said, I'm not answering that question. So I skipped that question because people were mad about it.

December 14, 20186:05David
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Jason6:01
Again?
David6:02
Again.
Jason6:02
Jesus, do these people have brains? Can't they come up with something original?
David6:05
Well, he's like, I want you to redeem yourself. Who are your best friends? Because previously I was asked who my best friends are and my other friends got mad at me that I didn't list them. This time I looked him straight in the face and I said, go fuck yourself. No, I'm kidding. I said, I said, I'm not answering that question. So I skipped that question because people were mad about it.
Jason6:25
Yeah, David came in on one of the podcasts and was like, so, uh, someone asked me in the Wired interview who my best friends were, and unfortunately I didn't say you, Jason. Like I was supposed to care at all.
David6:38
You sound like a character.
Jason6:39
That's what you sound like.