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You lonely? Have you sucked your own penis? I'm good on my— dude, I mean, the thing I really got to focus on now is keeping myself alive because I feel like one day you're going to walk You're gonna walk in my house one day. Yeah, and you're gonna— my room's gonna smell bad and it's gonna be because I'm dead.

December 14, 201838:46David
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Jason38:36
Why is that? I mean, it's, you know, it's just like out of like necessity. Like if I don't get a girlfriend, maybe I can do this.
David38:42
Can I survive on my own?
Jason38:44
Yeah, let's find out. What are you doing on your own, Dave?
David38:46
You lonely? Have you sucked your own penis? I'm good on my— dude, I mean, the thing I really got to focus on now is keeping myself alive because I feel like one day you're going to walk You're gonna walk in my house one day. Yeah, and you're gonna— my room's gonna smell bad and it's gonna be because I'm dead.
Jason39:04
I'm gonna be dead. Why don't you seriously take care of yourself? Okay, go, go. Used to run, remember when you were running?
David39:11
Like, I know that long ago. Yeah, I haven't worked out in a while.
Jason39:13
I should start doing that. It was last time you were doing that run thing. That was like the beginning of 2018, right?