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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus

Why is that? I mean, it's, you know, it's just like out of like necessity. Like if I don't get a girlfriend, maybe I can do this.

December 14, 201838:36Jason
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David38:01
Natalie knits them. 835 tuba players set world record by playing Silent Night all at once. God damn it, Joe. He handed me this one and I didn't get a chance to read it until I read it out loud and I regret it. There's nothing to talk about for this one. 835 t…
Jason38:24
Who'd you blow? Myself. I had a couple of vertebrae taken out of my back in 2000.
David38:31
It's so funny, every person in the world tries to suck their own penis.
Jason38:36
Why is that? I mean, it's, you know, it's just like out of like necessity. Like if I don't get a girlfriend, maybe I can do this.
David38:42
Can I survive on my own?
Jason38:44
Yeah, let's find out. What are you doing on your own, Dave?
David38:46
You lonely? Have you sucked your own penis? I'm good on my— dude, I mean, the thing I really got to focus on now is keeping myself alive because I feel like one day you're going to walk You're gonna walk in my house one day. Yeah, and you're gonna— my room's…