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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus

It's so funny, every person in the world tries to suck their own penis.

December 14, 201838:31David
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Jason38:00
Natalie makes them.
David38:01
Natalie knits them. 835 tuba players set world record by playing Silent Night all at once. God damn it, Joe. He handed me this one and I didn't get a chance to read it until I read it out loud and I regret it. There's nothing to talk about for this one. 835 t…
Jason38:24
Who'd you blow? Myself. I had a couple of vertebrae taken out of my back in 2000.
David38:31
It's so funny, every person in the world tries to suck their own penis.
Jason38:36
Why is that? I mean, it's, you know, it's just like out of like necessity. Like if I don't get a girlfriend, maybe I can do this.
David38:42
Can I survive on my own?
Jason38:44
Yeah, let's find out. What are you doing on your own, Dave?