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Natalie knits them. 835 tuba players set world record by playing Silent Night all at once. God damn it, Joe. He handed me this one and I didn't get a chance to read it until I read it out loud and I regret it. There's nothing to talk about for this one. 835 tuba players set world record by playing— Have you ever been part of a world record, Jason? Yeah. Longest blowjob.
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If you ever want to buy them here in the house, huh? Do you have Joe work?
Yeah, I make it.
Natalie makes them.
Natalie knits them. 835 tuba players set world record by playing Silent Night all at once. God damn it, Joe. He handed me this one and I didn't get a chance to read it until I read it out loud and I regret it. There's nothing to talk about for this one. 835 tuba players set world record by playing— Have you ever been part of a world record, Jason? Yeah. Longest blowjob.
Who'd you blow? Myself. I had a couple of vertebrae taken out of my back in 2000.
It's so funny, every person in the world tries to suck their own penis.
Why is that? I mean, it's, you know, it's just like out of like necessity. Like if I don't get a girlfriend, maybe I can do this.