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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus

No, no, Liza, David.

December 14, 201831:30David
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Jason31:04
Yeah. So that was the other thing. So then they're like, and Jason's, Jason's also also gonna— so after the joke bomb, they're like, oh, Jason's also gonna sweeten the deal like that. And I was like, uh, I was like, guys, if— is anybody on Instagram here? And…
David31:19
Oh my God, this is so fucking awkward.
Jason31:20
And, uh, a couple of kids are like, Instagram, whatever, David, where's Liza? You know, like that. And, uh, and, um, you make every kid sound like an idiot.
David31:30
No, no, Liza, David.
Jason31:32
A lot of the kids are I'm like, no, I don't like Instagram. Oh, weird. They're also jazz kids, so that's a whole other breed. And so, uh, so then, uh, I go, well, if anyone's on— I'm like, in the mic— if anyone's on Instagram, I'm gonna give an Instagram shou…
David34:00
Like, they were pretty chill.
Jason34:02
Yeah. And then, yeah. And then at the end I did an auction, and then this, this other dad kind of saved me because he won this thing to the LA Philharmonic.. And then I walked up on stage and I said, I gave him the mic. I'm like, okay, and in order to win, yo…