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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus
So, so they're auctioning off an Instagram shout out.
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I've seen that at LA dads.
A lot of them are stand-ups and they go up on stage and they talk about inappropriate stuff.
Well, they'll do their material. Yeah. You know, got to work some stuff out. But yeah, no, then I did the silent auction. Then I go— then they go like this. They go, they're giving away— the prize is a Greatest Showman package, which is this movie, like Oscar…
So, so they're auctioning off an Instagram shout out.
Yeah. So that was the other thing. So then they're like, and Jason's, Jason's also also gonna— so after the joke bomb, they're like, oh, Jason's also gonna sweeten the deal like that. And I was like, uh, I was like, guys, if— is anybody on Instagram here? And…
Oh my God, this is so fucking awkward.
And, uh, a couple of kids are like, Instagram, whatever, David, where's Liza? You know, like that. And, uh, and, um, you make every kid sound like an idiot.