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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus
No, not to them. Oh, to my other friend who's a waiter. He didn't know, and he had no idea. Oh God, an entire cockroach. Covered in chocolate syrup. And we went up to him and we went, Adam, bet you can't eat all the chocolate at once.
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I was both.
I was a waiter. Fucking gross. I can never wash dishes, especially at a retirement home. So many people puke up their stuff. Yeah, so what? Once, once we fed my friend, because the retirement home is pretty gross, you know, it's a gross place. There's a cockr…
And you fed it to them?
No, not to them. Oh, to my other friend who's a waiter. He didn't know, and he had no idea. Oh God, an entire cockroach. Covered in chocolate syrup. And we went up to him and we went, Adam, bet you can't eat all the chocolate at once.
Oh yeah? Oh, you really? Well, I bet I can. I love chocolate, David.
And he was like, he's so confused. He's like, that's not a big deal at all. And we're all standing around him. So I'm like, I'm just very curious why he didn't find it suspicious. And yeah, just ate the entire thing. Oh my God. And then we told him and he was…
I bombed at my kid's recital the other night. You bombed? Yeah. I told a real stinker of a joke. Oh, no.