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Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus
I was a waiter. Fucking gross. I can never wash dishes, especially at a retirement home. So many people puke up their stuff. Yeah, so what? Once, once we fed my friend, because the retirement home is pretty gross, you know, it's a gross place. There's a cockroach on the ground. Yeah, and my friend stomped on it and kind of like disabled it, not really killing it. Yeah, and put it on a spoon and we covered the cockroach with chocolate syrup.
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No, I'll be attending one soon.
What was your job? Are you a dishwasher?
I was both.
I was a waiter. Fucking gross. I can never wash dishes, especially at a retirement home. So many people puke up their stuff. Yeah, so what? Once, once we fed my friend, because the retirement home is pretty gross, you know, it's a gross place. There's a cockroach on the ground. Yeah, and my friend stomped on it and kind of like disabled it, not really killing it. Yeah, and put it on a spoon and w…
And you fed it to them?
No, not to them. Oh, to my other friend who's a waiter. He didn't know, and he had no idea. Oh God, an entire cockroach. Covered in chocolate syrup. And we went up to him and we went, Adam, bet you can't eat all the chocolate at once.
Oh yeah? Oh, you really? Well, I bet I can. I love chocolate, David.