Giving My Nanny a $20,000 Christmas Bonus
So everyone was out in red, and then, and then I was like fucking shaking. And then, then she spins it, and it seemed like it was like a 4-minute spin when really it was like probably 15 seconds. And then it lands on red, and there's like a moment of everyone just being completely still and like silent and just like making sure it's red. Like, you see it on red, but you're like, is it really on fucking red. Like, I was telling Jason, like, I forgot what the color red looked like. Like, I saw the ball in this hole and I was like, is that the color red? Is that what it is? And then we all just fucking lost it. Everyone at the table was so excited. And it was like, Jason started crying. Jonah started screaming. Jonah, at a casino, started screaming, fuck yeah!