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Giving My Assistant A Promotion
I don't know, bro. I've just been so disappointed. $500,000 for an aquarium. Half a million dollars. And I was like, dude, I cannot believe— and then I told him, I was like, let's make a smaller one. And even the smaller ones are over $100K.
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Twice a month is awful.
I was like, I was like, I can't— I can't do that. So, so I'm, so I'm falling back on that idea. But I really wanted the aquarium not for the fish or for like the plants. I just really wanted the color blue. To light up liquid form. So I thought of another thi…
You're just going to have a vat of dish soap in your living room?
I don't know, bro. I've just been so disappointed. $500,000 for an aquarium. Half a million dollars. And I was like, dude, I cannot believe— and then I told him, I was like, let's make a smaller one. And even the smaller ones are over $100K.
Oh God.
And I'm like, oh, this is like— I didn't know that aquariums were like a proper rich person thing. And like, now I've like— now I have a newfound appreciation. When I see a goldfish, I'm gonna go, whoa, this shit's expensive.
I got pranked the other day.