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Giving My Assistant A Promotion
I was like, I was like, I can't— I can't do that. So, so I'm, so I'm falling back on that idea. But I really wanted the aquarium not for the fish or for like the plants. I just really wanted the color blue. To light up liquid form. So I thought of another thing. I empty out whatever— I make a space for the aquarium, but instead of filling it up with fish or water, I fill it up with dish soap, like blue dish soap. Okay. And then that way it's still blue and it still gives off like that blue ocean vibe, but there's no fish I have to feed, nothing I have to clean. It's already clean because it's soap. So I just feel like maybe that's going to be my new thing.
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Or just had to have the guy in your house at all.
Yes.
Twice a month is awful.
I was like, I was like, I can't— I can't do that. So, so I'm, so I'm falling back on that idea. But I really wanted the aquarium not for the fish or for like the plants. I just really wanted the color blue. To light up liquid form. So I thought of another thing. I empty out whatever— I make a space for the aquarium, but instead of filling it up with fish or water, I fill it up with dish soap, lik…
You're just going to have a vat of dish soap in your living room?
I don't know, bro. I've just been so disappointed. $500,000 for an aquarium. Half a million dollars. And I was like, dude, I cannot believe— and then I told him, I was like, let's make a smaller one. And even the smaller ones are over $100K.
Oh God.