Giving My Assistant A Promotion

I talked to her on the phone and I was like like— and I was like, I, I was like, I was like, so hey, I— our parents are moving. Like, and she's like, I hate— only time you talk to her, she's like, she's like, I hate it. I'm like, I know you do. And I'm like—…

You're literally splitting your family.

I was like, I was like, you know, like in those Disney movies when like the family wants to move away and like the kids will go through this whole thing just to show their parents how much it means to to stay at this place. This is that time for you. And I wa…

That's what I said. I said chain yourself to the radiator.

She's gonna be so much happier here. You think?

Yeah.