Giving My Assistant A Promotion

Oh, that's pretty good.

Am I inspirational? I can't wait till Ilya gets home.

I think because my mom thinks— she doesn't really know what I do, and she thinks it's like— she's like, so do you guys like come up with the ideas and like, you know, inspire David to do stuff?

The other day we were, uh, we were sitting at a restaurant and David gets a text message and I peek over to the name and The name is like, it's like somebody's name. It's like, let's use Susie. And then parentheses, it says lives next to the strip club. I was…

Well, because that was, that was because it was a girl I met and she was explaining where she was and she's like, I live by a strip club. So it was like a joke as I was putting it in. I was like, oh, she lives by a strip club. But that is a funny thing to loo…

I got something. I actually have a couple of trivia questions for you guys to see who's smart. Ah, perfect.