Giving My Assistant A Promotion

I also don't know where to, like, where to take in information. Like, I feel like you look at one place and it's like bad, bad, bad. You look at another place like, bro, I'll talk to friends and they'll be like, dude, We beat it. And then I'll talk to like an…

David, you won't believe this shit. I swear to God, I cannot make this shit up. You know, I'm not this funny. What happened? I just got a text from the girl. Supposed to go out again tonight.

Oh, the girl that we're just talking about? Yeah. You have another date with her tonight? Yeah. What'd she say?

Annoyed if I cancel? Oh my God, what are you gonna say? Uh, yes, very annoyed.

Uh, maybe I'll say, don't do this to me.

How often does this happen to you? This is—