Girls Grabbing David’s Ass

And my favorite, my favorite is like when there's like two guys at the grill.

Yeah.

And then their wives are inside, maybe drinking chardonnay or preparing the food there.

And like, they're just— I don't know, that's what they drink. Older women love—

no, literally, La Crema is what my ex-wife used to get. It's a chardonnay.

I love like when the women are like, are staring at like the guys, like, like out the window, out the window. And like maybe the women start talking shit about him, like, yeah, he's a fucking real asshole, but I'm keeping around for the sake of our children.