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Girlfriend Tearing Us Apart
If you came to that resort, I would have— I probably would start crying. I would have cried for multiple reasons. One, because you ruined my vacation, and two, because your life would be over. Yeah, and then I would have been like, David, you dumb fuck, why did you do this?
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But how badass would have that been if I would have just showed up?
So badass.
You would have let me shoot you like 30 times, right?
If you came to that resort, I would have— I probably would start crying. I would have cried for multiple reasons. One, because you ruined my vacation, and two, because your life would be over. Yeah, and then I would have been like, David, you dumb fuck, why did you do this?
I thought about it. I feel like it would have been worth it if I would have showed up. Imagine how fucking— that would have been my final vlog. It would have been badass as hell. Like, this is it.
What a way to go out.
Yeah.