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Girlfriend Tearing Us Apart

So badass.

March 1, 20185:58Jason
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David5:54
Yeah, 100%.
Jason5:54
Well, even so, I, I, I—
David5:56
But how badass would have that been if I would have just showed up?
Jason5:58
So badass.
David5:59
You would have let me shoot you like 30 times, right?
Jason6:01
If you came to that resort, I would have— I probably would start crying. I would have cried for multiple reasons. One, because you ruined my vacation, and two, because your life would be over. Yeah, and then I would have been like, David, you dumb fuck, why d…
David6:17
I thought about it. I feel like it would have been worth it if I would have showed up. Imagine how fucking— that would have been my final vlog. It would have been badass as hell. Like, this is it.