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Girlfriend Tearing Us Apart
as you guys know, as you guys know, last time Jason went on vacation, I surprised him and I shot him with a paintball gun. And I couldn't go to Cabo because it's in Mexico. And if I leave the country, I can't reenter for 10 years because of my citizenship. I'm dead serious. I asked Todd, I said, should I just fucking do it?
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It was so magical to know that No one was going to come shoot me with a paintball gun.
Yes.
At any time, because we were—
as you guys know, as you guys know, last time Jason went on vacation, I surprised him and I shot him with a paintball gun. And I couldn't go to Cabo because it's in Mexico. And if I leave the country, I can't reenter for 10 years because of my citizenship. I'm dead serious. I asked Todd, I said, should I just fucking do it?
I wish you did. I wish you fucking did. I would have. I would have. I would have. Called you the greatest man of all time, if you had risked your citizenship for that show—
I mean, it wouldn't be risked. I would have left. Like, I wouldn't have come back to the United States.
Maybe you could have got back in.