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Girlfriend Tearing Us Apart

And they FaceTimed me and on my other friend's phone they were FaceTiming Ilya. So I was FaceTiming Ilya through someone's FaceTime and they were like, hey man, can you convince Ilya to come drive down here because we want to hang out with him tonight and he's being a little bitch. We're 30 minutes away. And I'm like, Ilya, well, you know, it is a lot warmer here in LA. And they go, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And, um, and Ilya's like, it is? I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's a lot warmer. And my two friends that are trying to get him to come there are like, holy fuck, he's probably gonna fucking fly there. He's gonna fly there. And then we just hung up on him and we booked flights. And Ilya came over at like— he landed at like midnight that night and he just stayed for like a couple hours. And we FaceTimed them in the morning, and I FaceTimed my friends at the college, and I'm like, did Ilya come? And they're like, no, dude, he fucking pussied out. Apparently it was too cold. And I'm like, oh, that's a bummer, man. Ilya, did you hear this? And he was standing right next to me, and they're like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and they hung up.

March 1, 201823:01David
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Jason22:42
You can get the, get the story.
David22:43
No, I definitely appreciate that. My friend, um, my friend Ilya came. Yeah, um, it was really funny. Uh, my friend Ilya lives in Vernon Hills and my two friends go to college 35 minutes away from there. Yeah, right. So they called me, my two friends that are…
Jason23:00
Yeah.
David23:01
And they FaceTimed me and on my other friend's phone they were FaceTiming Ilya. So I was FaceTiming Ilya through someone's FaceTime and they were like, hey man, can you convince Ilya to come drive down here because we want to hang out with him tonight and he's being a little bitch. We're 30 minutes away. And I'm like, Ilya, well, you know, it is a lot warmer here in LA. And they go, fuck, fuck, f…
Jason24:02
Did you film that?
David24:03
No, you didn't? No, that was just, that was just like a fun joke to—
Jason24:06
One of the funniest things I ever saw you do was, uh, when we were hanging out, you're like, come down to Hollywood Boulevard, I want to shoot. And I was like, okay, cool. And then sitting out there and you were in a chair, you know, like a soccer dad chair,…