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No, but Brandon's inside my home and he's touching shit and it's gross. Admit that it's gross. And yes, later he did have his fingers in my mouth, but that's none of your business. No. Okay, so Brandon's— Brandon's whole philosophy on— which is so gross— not washing his hands after he pees or poops or does whatever. Is he wants to build up a strong immune system. So the more bacteria is on his hand, the more he gets used to, you know, these disgusting things on his hands so he won't get sick, which is pathetic. I've told him, I'm like, Brandon, that's the most selfish thing I've ever heard. You're around a bunch of people all day.

November 24, 20176:14David
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Jason6:08
I love dictating what everyone does.
David6:10
Do it. It's disgusting.
Jason6:12
Love it. Was it any of your business? Brandon got his fingers in your mouth?
David6:14
No, but Brandon's inside my home and he's touching shit and it's gross. Admit that it's gross. And yes, later he did have his fingers in my mouth, but that's none of your business. No. Okay, so Brandon's— Brandon's whole philosophy on— which is so gross— not washing his hands after he pees or poops or does whatever. Is he wants to build up a strong immune system. So the more bacteria is on his ha…
Jason6:52
Yeah.
David6:52
And it's— you're spreading your disgusting feces-filled hands and you're touching everybody with your hands. And I think he understood it at that point. He's like, okay, yeah, I guess that's kind of gross.
Jason7:01
I would think as a hypochondriac, he would Wash his hands, wash his hands.