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Girlfriend Floods My New House

But you know what Jack does?

November 24, 20175:22David
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Jason5:04
You know what I realized? Jack makes almost as much money on this podcast than I do. Jack has 15% of yours and 15% of mine. I get 30%.
David5:15
Oh my God.
Jason5:15
Jack doesn't fucking sit here and, and, you know, record it and come up with topics and put up with you.
David5:22
But you know what Jack does?
Jason5:23
What?
David5:23
He flushes the toilet after he pees. And that's why he deserves 30%. Yeah. Okay. Maybe the water's not reusable, but I always thought it was weird. Like after you use it, I doubt it just leaves. Like, I doubt it leaves.
Jason5:35
It does leave.