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It's a goddamn— it's a goddamn motherfucking bitching ass holiday miracle. Thank you, MeUndies. MeUndies like, you know what, fuck this shit. I'm quitting after Christmas. I'm going to take the script out. And just be— it's perfect for everyone to wear. Even though I won't even go that far this year. Don't give underwear. Give me undies this holiday.

November 24, 201730:26David
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Jason30:14
MeUndies made underwear the perfect gift that everyone is going to love you for.
David30:19
It's a goddamn holiday miracle. MeUndies getting shit crazy. MeUndies put goddamn in the script.
Jason30:25
Someone's getting fired.
David30:26
It's a goddamn— it's a goddamn motherfucking bitching ass holiday miracle. Thank you, MeUndies. MeUndies like, you know what, fuck this shit. I'm quitting after Christmas. I'm going to take the script out. And just be— it's perfect for everyone to wear. Even though I won't even go that far this year. Don't give underwear. Give me undies this holiday.
Jason30:48
This motherfucking holiday season. Get your exclusive 20% off the softest underwear and socks you will ever wear. Free shipping and 100% satisfaction guarantee.
David30:57
Go to meundies.com/views. That's meundies.com/views.
Jason31:02
Speaking of 100% off, I know something is 35% off.