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Girlfriend Floods My New House

The entire water is brown, it's smells awful because it's been sitting there in a week. And, and I FaceTime Liza just like I turn on my camera, just like a selfie. I just, I lift, I lift the camera above my head so she gets the toilet bowl. So she sees the toilet bowl and she sees my face. And poor girl was so embarrassed.

November 24, 201720:33David
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Jason20:02
Next time Liza poops and she's not embarrassed, you can have satisfaction in that.
David20:08
I guess. But here's the thing, after the job was done, I went, I went to use the bathroom in my room because I'm like, okay, everything's done, it's all good. This is a week later, I open the toilet bowl and just Liza's poop is there. And it's just all like d…
Jason20:29
Yeah, chunks are coming out of it, it's not as solid as it was, it's like it's still there.
David20:33
The entire water is brown, it's smells awful because it's been sitting there in a week. And, and I FaceTime Liza just like I turn on my camera, just like a selfie. I just, I lift, I lift the camera above my head so she gets the toilet bowl. So she sees the toilet bowl and she sees my face. And poor girl was so embarrassed.
Jason20:52
I'm always amazed when a plumber comes in and has no problem putting his hand right in shit water.
David20:56
Oh my God, it was amazing.
Jason20:57
It's amazing. And he just doesn't— it's like a doctor, you know, cutting someone open.