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Girlfriend Floods My New House

I guess. But here's the thing, after the job was done, I went, I went to use the bathroom in my room because I'm like, okay, everything's done, it's all good. This is a week later, I open the toilet bowl and just Liza's poop is there. And it's just all like decomposed, like, like, I mean, poops decompose, but like, like it's all like watered down, you know, because it's been there for a really long time.

November 24, 201720:08David
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Jason19:22
Yeah, the roots got in the pipes.
David19:23
The roots got in the pipes. He told me the total price was going to be $14,000 to fix it. So I got my plumber friend on the phone and he knocked it down to $10,000, which is ridiculous. So it's $10,000, which is the worst part about spending $10,000 on someth…
Jason20:02
Next time Liza poops and she's not embarrassed, you can have satisfaction in that.
David20:08
I guess. But here's the thing, after the job was done, I went, I went to use the bathroom in my room because I'm like, okay, everything's done, it's all good. This is a week later, I open the toilet bowl and just Liza's poop is there. And it's just all like decomposed, like, like, I mean, poops decompose, but like, like it's all like watered down, you know, because it's been there for a really lo…
Jason20:29
Yeah, chunks are coming out of it, it's not as solid as it was, it's like it's still there.
David20:33
The entire water is brown, it's smells awful because it's been sitting there in a week. And, and I FaceTime Liza just like I turn on my camera, just like a selfie. I just, I lift, I lift the camera above my head so she gets the toilet bowl. So she sees the to…
Jason20:52
I'm always amazed when a plumber comes in and has no problem putting his hand right in shit water.