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Girlfriend Floods My New House

Yeah, the roots got in the pipes.

November 24, 201719:22Jason
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David17:52
Everything just clogged up. And Liza, I think, forgot. And she won't— she went to go take a poop. And like, when she takes a poop, I have to like basically leave the state. Like, it's like— it's like Liza's like, she turns on music so I don't hear it hit the—…
Jason19:04
And it's such a nice house with wood, beautiful wood floors.
David19:07
So there's poop water everywhere. So we had to clean that up. We had to use the darker towels. We weren't allowed to use the white towels and I helped clean up and it was, it was an experience. And then the plumber came. Turns out, guys, I had like a root, um…
Jason19:22
Yeah, the roots got in the pipes.
David19:23
The roots got in the pipes. He told me the total price was going to be $14,000 to fix it. So I got my plumber friend on the phone and he knocked it down to $10,000, which is ridiculous. So it's $10,000, which is the worst part about spending $10,000 on someth…
Jason20:02
Next time Liza poops and she's not embarrassed, you can have satisfaction in that.
David20:08
I guess. But here's the thing, after the job was done, I went, I went to use the bathroom in my room because I'm like, okay, everything's done, it's all good. This is a week later, I open the toilet bowl and just Liza's poop is there. And it's just all like d…