Girlfriend Floods My New House

Everything just clogged up. And Liza, I think, forgot. And she won't— she went to go take a poop. And like, when she takes a poop, I have to like basically leave the state. Like, it's like— it's like Liza's like, she turns on music so I don't hear it hit the— hit the water or whatever. Like, it's like insane. And two bouncers out front, two bouncers outside the bathroom. She forgot that. She forgot that the toilet was clogged and she clogged it. It, it, it clogged. And she came out and she's like, you can't go in there. And she wrapped toilet paper around the outside of the bathroom and put the plunger on top of the toilet like a hazard cone to make sure I don't forget that, that there's poop inside. And then we called the plumber. I went to go take a shower in another bathroom, and when I got out of the shower, apparently the water from the shower kind of filled into the toilet in the other room or something. And all the water from the toilet where there was poop poured out, poured all over my bathroom. My bathroom was in 2 inches of poop water and it poured into my, um, into my bedroom. So Liza's poop water was in my master bedroom where there were pillows on the ground and there were clothes on the ground. Everything was just destroyed.