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Girlfriend Floods My New House
No, no. Well, I pooped on Thanksgiving, and which is normal. We lived in such a small apartment, I clogged the toilet and every— all this fecal water went on everyone's feet. And my mom was so generous. What? Like, my mom was so generous, she would invite everybody to this tiny apartment and she offered everybody fecal water. No, no, she offered dinner for everybody. And then when I pooped, the apartment was so small, the fecal water came out around the dinner table, around everyone's feet. No. Yeah, it went out of the bathroom. Yeah. And then I had a bunch of friends when I was little, or when I was 12 or whatever.
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And my dad came in and he was like, what are you doing right after lunch?
Yeah. And I was like, I said, I'm making it for later. I lied.
Was that your story?
No, no. Well, I pooped on Thanksgiving, and which is normal. We lived in such a small apartment, I clogged the toilet and every— all this fecal water went on everyone's feet. And my mom was so generous. What? Like, my mom was so generous, she would invite everybody to this tiny apartment and she offered everybody fecal water. No, no, she offered dinner for everybody. And then when I pooped, the a…
Can I— can I stop you right there before you go? I actually just had a plumbing situation at my house.
Oh yeah? What happened?
Everything just got clogged up. Everything just clogged up.