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Girlfriend Floods My New House
Yeah. And I was like, I said, I'm making it for later. I lied.
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My dad was embarrassed of me. And I was slow. And one time I went in and made peanut butter and celery. One time I had lunch, and then right after, about 5 minutes later, I made peanut butter and celery.
And my dad came in and he was like, what are you doing right after lunch?
Yeah. And I was like, I said, I'm making it for later. I lied.
Was that your story?
No, no. Well, I pooped on Thanksgiving, and which is normal. We lived in such a small apartment, I clogged the toilet and every— all this fecal water went on everyone's feet. And my mom was so generous. What? Like, my mom was so generous, she would invite eve…
Can I— can I stop you right there before you go? I actually just had a plumbing situation at my house.