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Girlfriend Floods My New House
And my dad came in and he was like, what are you doing right after lunch?
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Oh man, I was fat from like 8 to 15.
8 to 15.
My dad was embarrassed of me. And I was slow. And one time I went in and made peanut butter and celery. One time I had lunch, and then right after, about 5 minutes later, I made peanut butter and celery.
And my dad came in and he was like, what are you doing right after lunch?
Yeah. And I was like, I said, I'm making it for later. I lied.
Was that your story?
No, no. Well, I pooped on Thanksgiving, and which is normal. We lived in such a small apartment, I clogged the toilet and every— all this fecal water went on everyone's feet. And my mom was so generous. What? Like, my mom was so generous, she would invite eve…