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No, I love the butt wipes. I use them. You got me into butt wipes. I'll give you that.
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Dave, you know that we were trying to make the laptop scroll to read the next thing and we were just kind of improving there.
Um, I use Dollar Shave Club. You already read that. Look, I want you to love Dollar Shave Club as much as I do, so I've arranged for you to try your first month of their best razor along with travel-sized versions of shave butter, body cleanser, and yes, even…
And guys, this is just $5. I've told you guys how much I love butt wipes, and they're just $5, and it's— they're so incredible. They change your life. Jason probably hates using them because he probably likes making his asshole dirtier after he poops.
No, I love the butt wipes. I use them. You got me into butt wipes. I'll give you that.
You got me. That's a weird thing to say.
You got me into butt wipes.
The first time I wiped Jason's butt with a butt wipe, he knew. He knew his life was going to change for the better. After that, replacement cartridges ship for just a few bucks a month. It's the Dollar Shave Club starter set. Get yours for just $5 exclusively…