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Girlfriend Floods My New House
Um, I use Dollar Shave Club. You already read that. Look, I want you to love Dollar Shave Club as much as I do, so I've arranged for you to try your first month of their best razor along with travel-sized versions of shave butter, body cleanser, and yes, even butt wipes.
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I am so glad.
Uh, for some reason up there we have two fingers to make the laptop go up.
Dave, you know that we were trying to make the laptop scroll to read the next thing and we were just kind of improving there.
Um, I use Dollar Shave Club. You already read that. Look, I want you to love Dollar Shave Club as much as I do, so I've arranged for you to try your first month of their best razor along with travel-sized versions of shave butter, body cleanser, and yes, even butt wipes.
And guys, this is just $5. I've told you guys how much I love butt wipes, and they're just $5, and it's— they're so incredible. They change your life. Jason probably hates using them because he probably likes making his asshole dirtier after he poops.
No, I love the butt wipes. I use them. You got me into butt wipes. I'll give you that.
You got me. That's a weird thing to say.