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Girlfriend Floods My New House

Uh, for some reason up there we have two fingers to make the laptop go up.

November 24, 201711:41Jason
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David11:22
That means no more annoying trips to the store, cruising up and down aisles to look at shelf upon shelf and looking for the right material. Sorry, I lost the script there for a second. I think I went crazy. What the hell is that and what do I do with it? No m…
Jason11:37
Glad they won't be having any of that anymore. We have Dollar Shave Club.
David11:40
I am so glad.
Jason11:41
Uh, for some reason up there we have two fingers to make the laptop go up.
David11:44
Dave, you know that we were trying to make the laptop scroll to read the next thing and we were just kind of improving there.
Jason11:51
Um, I use Dollar Shave Club. You already read that. Look, I want you to love Dollar Shave Club as much as I do, so I've arranged for you to try your first month of their best razor along with travel-sized versions of shave butter, body cleanser, and yes, even…
David12:05
And guys, this is just $5. I've told you guys how much I love butt wipes, and they're just $5, and it's— they're so incredible. They change your life. Jason probably hates using them because he probably likes making his asshole dirtier after he poops.