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Girlfriend Floods My New House
Uh, for some reason up there we have two fingers to make the laptop go up.
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That means no more annoying trips to the store, cruising up and down aisles to look at shelf upon shelf and looking for the right material. Sorry, I lost the script there for a second. I think I went crazy. What the hell is that and what do I do with it? No m…
Glad they won't be having any of that anymore. We have Dollar Shave Club.
I am so glad.
Uh, for some reason up there we have two fingers to make the laptop go up.
Dave, you know that we were trying to make the laptop scroll to read the next thing and we were just kind of improving there.
Um, I use Dollar Shave Club. You already read that. Look, I want you to love Dollar Shave Club as much as I do, so I've arranged for you to try your first month of their best razor along with travel-sized versions of shave butter, body cleanser, and yes, even…
And guys, this is just $5. I've told you guys how much I love butt wipes, and they're just $5, and it's— they're so incredible. They change your life. Jason probably hates using them because he probably likes making his asshole dirtier after he poops.